WHAT MAKES ME NUTSSSS
-You have to try on a pair of sunglasses with that stupid little plastic thing in the middle of them
-The person behind you in the supermarket runs his cart into the back of your ankle
-The station comes in brilliantly when you're standing near the radio but buzzes, drifts, and spits every time you move away
-There are always one or two ice cubes that
won't pop out of the tray
-The car behind you blasts its horn because you let a pedestrian finish crossing
-You set the alarm for 7pm instead of 7am
-The radio station doesn't tell you who sang that freekin' song
-You rub on hand cream and can't turn the bathroom doorknob to get out
-People behind you in a supermarket line dash ahead of you to a counter just opening up
-You had that pen in your hand only a second ago and now can't find it
-You reach under the table to pick up something that fell and smash your head on the way up
HAVE A SUPER DAY !!!
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