REJECTED HALLMARK CARDS: 1. My tire was thumping I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire I noticed your cat...Sorry. 2. Had your bladder removed Glad that you're on the mends Here's a bouquet of flowers And a box of Depends. 3. You've announced that you're gay Won't that be a laugh When they find out you're one Of the Joint Chiefs of Staff. 4. So your daughter's a hooker It ruined your day But look at the bright side She's a really good lay. 5. I heard your wife left you How stunned you must be But don't fret about it She moved in with me. 6. Your computer is dead It was once so alive Bet you're sorry you installed Windows '95? 7. You totaled your Chevy And can't think of why Might not it have been That case of Bud Dry?
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